i jhust puked up my retainher.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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