i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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