You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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