Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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