I am puke
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
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I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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