Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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