dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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