nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
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