If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
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