isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Randomize
