chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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