all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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