just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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