We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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