This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
two words: eviction party
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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