check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I just had sex on a roof
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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