Duck Duck Cougar?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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