can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
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