very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
