white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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