So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Every concussion has its silver lining
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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