you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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