just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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