What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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