Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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