I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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