I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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