So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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