I don't usually arrange sex via text message
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
Randomize
