went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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