Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
We need to rekindle our bromance
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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