i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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