you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
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