scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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