Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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