The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
i out mim tonsoeep
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