i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
You're a waste of cheezeits
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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