it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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