next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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