I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
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