I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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