Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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