I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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