she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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