Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
What a dumb baby whore.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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