Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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