he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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