Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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