i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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