This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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