Got a toothbrush?
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
